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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Okinawa: Part 2

Friday March 2nd 2007. Woke up pretty early after a reasonable nights sleep in my bed box, which was only interspersed occasionally with the roar of un-muffled motorbikes and trucks rolling past the window. We traipsed out of the hostel to be greeted by grey skies, grey skies, and more grey skies. No drama's though, we were of the opinion that maybe it'd clear up. Cruised past the rentacar shop and picked up our sweet ride 'goldilocks' that we'd arranged yesterday, then it was off to the port to catch a 9:00 ferry for Tokashiki Island and some beautiful beaches.
At 8:58 when the ferry wasn't moving we checked our papers and discovered that the boat we were on wasn't actually the 9:00 ferry, it was the 10:00 (that happened to be going to the same place). But hey, whatever. Just another reminder that we are the worlds worst travellers ever, by this stage we had totalled acknowledged that fact already, so just snoozed it up for an hour.
The ferry ride across was pretty cool, saw a migrating whale swim past the boat which was a bit of excitement. In no time the crew had rolled out the harpoon, and it was free sushi lunch for everyone. Good times.

Landed on Tokashiki Island, the place was pretty dead because it was the off season. Jumped into Goldilocks and cruised around the island, arrived at Tokashiku beach, which would have to be one of the most picturesque beaches I've ever seen. Would've looked heaps cooler in sunshine, but you can't win 'em all I guess.


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Quick swim on the deserted beach then it was time to hit the road and go cruising round the island again. Here's another shot of Tokashiku beach, this time from the hills above it.


Went to a couple of other beaches, but the island was pretty quiet. No jet ski hire places to be found so we just drove around instead, here's a shot of us and goldilocks.


We caught the ferry back to the main island Naha, then hit the town for some eats and drinks. Found a canadian bar, which had VB on the 'premium international beers' list which I thought was pretty funny.


700 Yen equates roughly to about $7 Aussie dollars. $7 bucks for a VB? Don't think so...Nothing too eventful happened that night just talked to a few randoms before calling it a night and hitting the hostel.

Saturday March 3rd 2007. Awoke early again, walked out the door to notice that the clouds of bitterness were still hanging around, so we decided to drive up the coast and hit the aquarium. I was a little reluctant to go, I mean what's so special about fish in a tank? But it turned out to be a pretty decent way to kill a couple of days on a cloudy day.




I think the main tank is the biggest in the world, either way it had three whale sharks in it which was pretty impressive.

After the aquarium it was back to goldilocks and onto some castle ruins. When I parked the car earlier at the aquarium, fern absolutely rubbished my technique cos I took a couple of minutes to get it right. I'm just going to let this photo do the arguing for me:


Ruins were ok, saw my first cherry blossoms:


After the ruins it was further up the coast, to check out Hiji waterfall up the top of the island. Drive up was really enjoyable, the road followed the coast all the way.

We found the waterfall car park, then it was packs on for the trek into the fall.
Greeted by a few signs along the way:






And then:


Hey, they don't call me Max Danger for nothing. And yes, the water was fucking cold.






On the drive back home we encountered the first sunshine of the trip, which was no doubt a kodak moment.



Drive back down the coast was pretty uneventful, although once we hit the city the traffic was a nightmare. Definitely don't miss driving in traffic, that's for sure.

Quick change up at the hostel, then into town for some dinner and to check out the vibe. On the walk in noticed this shop, apologies to everyone else but must have in-joke of the post comes next: Tim, how awesome is this? Foley would go nuts hey?


The izakaya we went to was pretty cool, apart from the half head, half liquid pint of beer that the waitress slapped in front of me, but I managed a super quick switch up while fern wasn't looking so everyone's a winner. Except, of course, the loser, Fern.
Nothing crazy went down and we were pretty fucked from the road trip so had a few quiet beers before heading home.

Sunday March 4th 2007. Finally saw the clear blue skies and sunshine that we had flown down to the islands for. Litter bit bitter that we only had a few hours to take advantage of the rays before hitting the airport, and didn't have enough time to get to a decent beach, but we happy to have some sunshine nonetheless. We hiked to the closest inner city beach, ready to pink up and partake in my favourite beach pastime, digging in sand. Quote of the day was when I cut my t-shirt loose getting ready to go for a dip, prompting fern to remark: "You are so pasty, you make me want to vomit on myself".



Here's a dose of humour that crosses international borders:

You have to look closely, but these japanese lads buried their mate, and then when he couldn't move, added on a nice pair of sand boobies. Gold Jerry, gold.

Who's the king of the beach?


In true form managed to get totally burnt even though I wasn't in the sun that long. Not having the best memory and all, I kinda forgot that max + 10 seconds of sun = lobsterness.

After wrapping up at the beach, trip home was pretty smooth, just had to cope with a super burnt back for the next few days, but that was ok because it was proof that the sun came out at least once. Whingeing aside, it was a fucking good trip. Would like to go back in the summer though and check out a few more of the outlying islands.

Ok that's a wrap for the Okinawa mission ('finally' I hear you sigh).

Moving on, let me introduce a new segment, called 'Patty's ps of the week'. My little bro is travelling through South America at the moment, here's an excerpt from one of his emails:

-ps Next time I send and email I will make sure I have done something real good, like sleep with 4 chicks in one night or get kidnapped by a bunch of desperate brazilian girls trying to raise money for their end of season netball trip but then end up liking me and taking me on the trip with them.

Ok hombres until next time take care,
Maxi.

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4 Comments:

  • Hey Nash!

    Sorry it has been a while since i have contibuted to your blog. I temporarily lost the site address. All good now though. Sounds like your having an awesome time in Japland. The beaches look fully sick! Don't worry about being pastey, I'm still in Calgary at the moment and it is dumping down with snow. I am easily the palest I have ever been! Hey your bro is in Sth America... Is he coming up this way? I am planning on being here for a few more months provided I get a job. If no job then I go home :( Anyway I am going to fire some guns at the local shooting range now so will have to continue this another time.

    Cya mate!

    Gabbbo!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 02:33  

  • I'd rather pay $7 for a VB than drink poofters mouth wash.

    I've surveyed the fans here and we're all in agreeance you need to show more photos of japanese hotties, are you any danger?

    Dwayne
    Anti-FANCL

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 20:08  

  • PS Don't mean to offend Jim with the 'Poofter' comment.

    Dwayne

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 20:09  

  • Damn it Mikey...you owe me one headless beer...you jeRk!!!!

    By Blogger Fernando, at 20:48  

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